“Keyboard Immortal” is a Chinese web novel in the Xianxia genre, published on Zongheng Chinese Network since May 21, 2020. The author is Six Disapproving Monks. It tells the story of a young man who, after being struck by lightning, wakes up to find himself as a live-in son-in-law of a duke’s mansion. On his wedding night, he is discovered sleeping in his sister-in-law’s bed. How will he rely on a keyboard to escape this dangerous situation?

Basic Information

The protagonist, Zu An, is a young man from Earth who transmigrates to a cultivation world, but he initially believes it’s just ancient China. He becomes a playboy who was struck by lightning. He later learns that he is the live-in son-in-law of the Chu family, having somehow managed to marry the eldest daughter of the Chu family. However, on their wedding night, he is discovered sleeping in his sister-in-law’s bed.

Zu An gains the most peculiar system he has ever seen – the Hero Keyboard System! Each key represents a skill or item, with extremely…perverted effects.

Zu An’s leveling is very difficult. After more than 500 chapters, he has only leveled up three times. However, the “toys” he obtained from the keyboard system are already shocking.

Characters

Zu An: Zu An used to engage in keyboard wars on forums. He transmigrated to another world with his keyboard. After the keyboard turned to ashes and merged into his fingertips, he was locked with the title of “Keyboard Warrior.” The F1~F12 keys on the keyboard represent twelve secret scriptures, which require him to collect them in remote places. He transmigrated into the body of Zu An, a useless live-in son-in-law of the Chu family. His little brother was sealed with a special restriction, preventing him from engaging in marital relations. He was framed by Xue Er for a bed-climbing incident, but the truth later came to light. He was then required to enter Brightmoon Academy for cultivation. Later, he found Divine Physician Ji to treat his condition and accepted a mission to collect ten fierce canine treasures, where he met Ji Xiaoxi and later saved Yu Yanluo. On his first day at Brightmoon Academy, he met Shang Liuyu in a pavilion. In the secret realm, he devoured half of the “Hongmeng Primordial Scripture” and unlocked the restriction on his body.

Chu Chuyan: Conquered. Sixth Grade peak. Princess of Brightmoon City, eldest daughter of the Chu family, Zu An’s wife. She did not consummate their marriage with the original owner of the body before Zu An transmigrated. Due to the emperor’s conflict with Prince Qi, the emperor planned to send someone to the Chu family to propose marriage, completely tying them to his side, and randomly recruited Zu An as her husband. She enjoys reading romance novels such as “Sweet Pet Little Wife: Overbearing Sword Immortal’s Ninety-Nine Days of Pursuit.” In the secret realm, she activated a forbidden technique to save Zu An, resulting in the fracture of her Yuan veins, leaving her with only a breath of life. Zu An used a Trace-less Illusion Lotus to save her life. Later, she obtained a drop of Zu An’s blood in the secret realm.

Qiao Xueying: Conquered. Fifth Grade. She once infiltrated the Chu family as Chu Chuyan’s maid, but was later exposed and fled. Later, in the secret realm, she recognized the character of her master, Shi Kun, and shared tribulations with Zu An, and activated the secret technique “Half a Lifetime Fate”, which can only be activated once in a lifetime. She is not a member of the human race. She was only one step away from being with Zu An. Later, Shi Kun retaliated and secretly drugged her, intending to rape her, but she was rescued by Zu An and dedicated herself to Zu An.

Zheng Dan: Conquered. Miss of the Zheng family in Brightmoon City, engaged to Sang Hong’s son. She approached Zu An to steal receipts and was taken advantage of by Zu An a lot.

Yun Yuqing: Conquered. Consort of King Wu, a member of the Demon race. She approached Zu An to help King Wu obtain the Phoenix Nirvana experience, had a relationship with Zu An, and fell in love with Zu An.

Mei Li: Zu An rescued her in the secret realm, the ancient Qin Dynasty empress, extremely powerful. After being poisoned, she abandoned her physical body, and her soul entered Chu Chuyan’s body during Zu An and Chu Chuyan’s yin-yang harmonization (you know what I mean), and occupied her consciousness. Later, she left the body and entered the Tai’a Sword (a top-quality weapon Zu An obtained in the secret realm).

Chu Huanzhao: Chu Chuyan’s younger sister, possesses the Immortal of Moans physique, and has some sadist attributes. Because Zu An was framed for climbing into her bed, she used the Immortal of Moans physique to punish Zu An. After losing a bet with Zu An, she forgave him and called him “brother-in-law,” after which their relationship became closer.

Pei Manman: Miss of the famous Pei family in the capital, Fifth Grade cultivation, close to Chu Chuyan. Later, she went to Chu Chuyan’s room to steal account books and met Zu An. At the same time, Zu An touched her all over. She reached an agreement with Zu An and later helped Zu An at the academy. After repeated contact, she developed feelings for Zu An. She saved Zu An on the way he was being escorted to the capital, and later experienced life and death with him in the secret realm, spending several lifetimes together, confessing their feelings to each other, and doing everything together. Because she is a spirit, she lost her virginity three times in the secret realm, but her body is still a virgin, so Zu An can break her virginity again in reality.

Qiu Honglei: Holy Maiden of the Demon Cult. She fell in love with Zu An in the process of repeatedly contacting Zu An, and now they have confessed their feelings to each other. Because of practicing a kind of martial arts, she cannot lose her virginity now.

Yun Jianyue: Leader of the Demon Cult, Qiu Honglei’s master. She was injured by the emperor, and Zu An saved her. She lives with Zu An, and their relationship is slowly getting better.

Bi Linglong: Crown Princess of the Foolish Crown Prince, strong, a virgin. Because Zu An saved her as the Eleven Lord of the Golden Plaque Secret History, she has a special fondness for Zu An’s identity and dreams of having such a husband, gradually getting lost in it and falling in love with him.

Chu Youzhao: Chu Chuyan’s third younger sister, disguised as a man at her maternal grandfather’s house since childhood.

Ji Xiaoxi: Third Grade. A soft and cute girl, Divine Physician Ji’s daughter, not only is she extremely beautiful, but also has a gentle and kind personality, often treating poor people without paying attention to formalities, and is very popular in the city. Zu An met her while bathing in the lake after obtaining the first canine treasure. Later, she collected canine treasures with Zu An and was also bought. Her whole body is covered with poison, and Zu An suffered a lot, exclaiming that he couldn’t stand it. She spoke up for Zu An at the academy. Jiang Luofu is her aunt.

Shang Liuyu: A teacher at Brightmoon Academy, she likes to drink alcohol and carries a green wine pot with her. She is an extremely beautiful woman, but there seems to be a kind of inexplicable melancholy in her limpid and clear eyes. Although she often smiles, there always seems to be an indelible sadness between her eyebrows.

Yu Yanluo: The mistress of the Yu family, formerly the number one beauty in the capital, said to be gorgeous in the capital, a world-renowned beauty, many men still miss her now. The Yu family of Yunzhong County manages Yuan stones and is a world-renowned giant. Her husband, the Duke of Yunzhong County, seems to have died in an accident.

Jiang Luofu: Principal of Brightmoon Academy, Eighth Grade cultivation, likes to wear stockings but is a top-notch mature woman with a stunning appearance, Ji Xiaoxi’s aunt.

Xie Daoyun: The city lord’s daughter, Xie Xiu’s older sister, a talented woman, became interested in Zu An because she was attracted by the “God of Gamblers” theme music arranged by Zu An.

Keyboard System

The keyboard devours twelve secret scriptures, activating the F1~F12 keys respectively. The remaining keys represent a prop each. Consuming 100 rage points exchanges for a lottery draw. The mall function will be opened later, allowing the purchase of props. Twelve Secret Scriptures

F2: Qishan Secret Scripture “Phoenix Nirvana Scripture”, emphasizes breaking and then standing. To successfully cultivate, the only requirement is to be beaten. The more you are beaten, the easier it is to break through to the next realm.

F3: Xiquanqiu Secret Scripture “Hongmeng Primordial Scripture”, can exercise the body and has powerful purification and recovery functions. It needs to be cultivated frequently. The more you use it, the more gradually you can advance to the next level. Because the “Hongmeng Primordial Scripture” is incomplete, new functions cannot be unlocked.

Rage Point System (Activated by devouring Qishan Secret Scripture)

Rage Point System Introduction: As a keyboard warrior, one should often make it one’s duty to make the opponent enraged. The angrier the target, the more corresponding rage points the host can obtain. Rage points can be consumed to draw lotteries, purchase goods, and use skills.

Cultivation System

Zu An’s aptitude is super-grade. His initial aptitude was low-grade, which was improved after obtaining the Marrow Cleansing Pill. His current realm is Fifth Grade, which is actually equivalent to Sixth Grade early stage.

People usually cultivate by using Yuan stones and elixirs from a young age to assist them, absorbing the heaven and earth’s Yuan energy into the body and exercising their whole body, eventually constructing a set of Yuan energy channels throughout the body.

Above Second Grade, each grade is further divided into nine small realms.

Level Divisions:

First Grade: Only when one resonates with the heaven and earth’s Yuan energy with a special breathing frequency and leads the Yuan energy into the body can one be considered to have officially embarked on the path of cultivation; that is, sensing the heaven and earth’s Yuan energy.

Second Grade: Leading Yuan energy to temper the skin to accelerate the speed of Yuan energy entering the body; the skin is tough and can resist ordinary knife and sword attacks.

Third Grade: Refining flesh; Yuan energy can leave the body within three feet and be made into armor shields to resist attacks.

Fourth Grade: Tempering tendons; True Qi can leave the body and carry out long-range attacks.

Fifth Grade: Refining bones; Elemental abilities will be awakened, and each attack will have special elemental abilities.

Sixth Grade: Marrow; An elemental protective film will be formed to resist and immunize against elemental attacks.

Seventh Grade: Refining blood; Wounds will be automatically restored. When dealing with low-level enemies, the damage caused by the opponent’s attacks is less than the amount he recovers.

Eighth Grade: Tempering internal organs, establishing meridians throughout the body; can communicate with the power of heaven and earth, and the power that can be used is vastly different from before.

Ninth Grade: Sensing the Niwan Palace, start storing Qi.

Grandmaster: When a cultivator gathers the mixed Yuan energy in the body into a cyclone, constantly nourishing the whole body.

Great Grandmaster: If a Grandmaster can form divine sense, he becomes a Great Grandmaster. Under the divine sense, life and death are up to him.

Earth Immortal: With a wave of the hand, he has the ability to move mountains and overturn seas, like the gods in ancient myths.

Above Earth Immortal: It is said that he can travel in the void and be immortal forever, but unfortunately, so far, no one seems to have reached that realm.

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